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BAD SANTA 2: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things…

It would be awesome if this thing ends up being great, but from where I’m standing, Bad Santa 2 isn’t even going to have the decency to fill our stockings with coal, opting instead to use petrified dog shit. “Man, I bet that dog shit used to be funny,” we’ll say and then be left to ponder the nature of our own existence, as we think of the countless more interesting and productive ways we could have spent those 90 minutes.

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BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE Review – I Give It Two Indifferent Shrugs In Any Direction!

The Killing Joke is such a weird beast. Written in 1988 by a self-proclaimed wizard, Alan Moore, as a one-shot story that wasn’t ever necessarily supposed to be part of continuity. The thing was, it ended up being so popular that DC

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THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR Review – Political​ Horror Flick with Nothing of Substance to Say…

A movie that is so cartoonishly dumb that it makes Who Framed Roger Rabbit look subtle.

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Summer of Palahniuk: LULLABY Review

“The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.”

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Snyder v Batman v Superman v Ultimate Edition: Dawn of the Extended Cut

Did we get Watchmen extended cut Snyder, or Sucker Punch extended cut Snyder? Or did we get your Mom? Or my Mom? Or… THEIR MOM!?!?

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PONTYPOOL Is One of the Best Movies You’ve Probably Never Seen…

You kill the word that’s killing you.

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Game of Thrones, Season Six – May All of Your Fan Theories Come True…

The show was never about closing loops, it was about tying knots for other characters to pick at.

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